Dear Diary,

This is the first year I will be spending the fourth of July at home in the past couple of years. The house I usually go to is the residence of someone I used to be inseparable with... however, as time inevitably passed, she became pretentious, obnoxious, and every other word out of her mouth is 'c*nt'-ness, while I, well, became none of those things....

I am actually relieved she didn't ask me to come over... I would have had to listen to her talkj about the news and things I don't care about, and pretend to be interested, and when I say something watch it then be shot to the ground with rude, unwitty, overused remarks.

I'm glad she is with her old/new boyfriend... they can be obnoxious together.

With annoyance,
Me

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